The capital for the U.S. in door to door sales recruitment is the BYU Provo campus. Many return missionaries have reported reading a sign guaranteeing “20 dollars per sales appointment” on a light post around campus, blacking out, and suddenly finding themselves in a mass interview to sell Cutco Knives, not unlike a “Shanghai Surprise”. For up to 8 months after a mission, slaving away in the Texas heat to sell Living Scriptures dvds or pest control sounds like a novel plan to defer housing costs, buy an engagement ring, or simply have some cash to burn.
Observers of this phenomenon should note that return sister missionaries are rarely lured by the world of door to door sales, as they recognize, unlike their male counterparts, that it was the spirit that taught investigators while on their mission, and not their boyish charm and good looks.
Anyone concerned for the future well-being of an RM during this phase should rest easy, because after either one summer or 8 months in this work (whichever comes first) return missionaries will typically realize that burning through the ward directory to find customers is not nearly as compelling as sharing the gospel, and said RM will settle in to their business, pre-law, or dental tracks in college. Observers will also note that it is at about this time that RMs will log their first missed month of home teaching.
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Great post! I have had so many RM friends that have gone to CA for the summer to sell pest control. It sounds all glorious because they leave Utah and go to CA, for some GOOD TIMES, and GOOD MONEY, only to realize that it actually sucks, and they would rather make $8/hr working in an air conditioned call center back in Provo, part time. Besides, how many girls live in Yermo, CA? The social scene isn't exactly at its finest, and somehow, living it up in CA, is nothing like what you see on Baywatch.
The sister missionaries have it right. How great are sister missionaries? They give up prime birthing years to share the gospel. :)
Seriously, most of these posts have to be Utah and/or west coast region based.
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